digivolvin:

last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up

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saddestblogger:

when the only friend you have in a certain class is absent

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tiredestprincess:

@god why did you allow this to happen to one of your angels

tiredestprincess:

@god why did you allow this to happen to one of your angels

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snorlaxjpg:

when u try so hard but u dont succeed

snorlaxjpg:

when u try so hard but u dont succeed

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musiqchild007:

THIS IS ME

musiqchild007:

THIS IS ME

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vvebkinz:

i told my mom i needed new chapstick and she got me this

vvebkinz:

i told my mom i needed new chapstick and she got me this

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worb:

Who is the target audience for Gogurt? Is it for children? I feel like the marketing is trying to make it look “cool” but I don’t know why. It’s cool to eat yogurt out of a tube. Cool kids don’t know how to use spoons? Spoons are for fucking losers. I’m on a public bus right now and I’ve never been in a relationship and I think about dropping out of college every day

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Passive aggressive Witch

baltharus:

I don’t curse people, I bless everyone around them.

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overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

(via perks-of-being-chinese)